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Sequential Numbering… MATE

We have to be honest… We really have no idea how it’s done.

-Square Enix

Lets mate…. mate

So it’s come to my attention mate that I’ve been falling behind mate on my sexy ancient fart news, mate, and some of my most loyal fans are getting a good spin up mate.  So here’s a quick list of everything that’s happened, just to catch everyone up:

1. Steve Jobs Dies

   My only regret is never being able to experience the joy of right clicking.

2. Oli gets an education

   Yet he refuses to bring his computer to his dorm, so just how good of an education is he really getting?

   Ask me how to spell “colour”, mate.

3. Mr. M’Mburugu goes to row at BCU

   Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!</showerscene>

4. VonSchroeder continues to know everything

   I’m surprised you didn’t already know that.

5. PSU coaches touch children at places that can only be re-enacted in court using a dolly

   I had no choice. It was part of the Terms and Conditions for my new iphone. Don’t you read that shit?

6. Part 1 of the Twilight finale gets ready to be released

   Gay

   Team Jacob! No, team Edward! Who cares… we’re both unmarriable!

7. Bomboy sees Foo Fighters in concert

   Has to work the day after

   Sad panda

Programmer’s strength renewed!  Continues to program in a pseu-programming language while dreaming about being elsewhere.

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compliments of Shroeder